The subsequent spoken communication was overheard during a new job interview:

Employer: "I identify you put iii contrary defamation on your application: Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, and Santa Clause. What shall I telephone you?"

Kris: "Kris is fabulous."

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Employer: "So, Kris, share me a teeny roughly yourself."

Kris: "I'm a brisk old elf who lives at the North Pole. I admire family and reindeer. I'm corking at fashioning lists. And I don't worry move."

Employer: "Hmmm... You've got a uneven employment ancient times. You've worked at Macy's and oodles else stores, but solitary for a few season weeks. Why is that?"

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Kris: "I can just get hard work in November and December. I proved applying in character during new modern world of the year, but they a moment ago gave me an odd exterior and cask their principal. I deliberate it might've been age discrimination."

Employer: "How are your team-building skills?"

Kris: "OK. I onetime had make miserable next to a new member of my troop. The new squad members previously owned to hoot and name him hatchet job. But I had him pb the troop one cloudy night, and soon after the time out of the troop fair-haired him; they even loud out near hilarity. It was beautiful unusual at the time, but everything's water-cooled now."

Employer: "What are your supreme strengths?"

Kris: "My listening skills are unparalleled. I have a severe lap. I'm obedient next to kids. And I'm not apprehensive of topographic point."

Employer: "What are your greatest weaknesses?"

Kris: "Milk and cookies. They're the source I have this belly that shakes suchlike a bowlful of jelly!"

Employer: "Why should I let you?"

Kris: "I see you once you're asleep. I cognise once you're sleepless. I cognise once you've been bad or dandy. So be good, for saintliness sake, and charter me! Otherwise, I'll have to put you on my 'Naughty' record. Believe me, you don't impoverishment that."

Employer: "Are you alarming me?"

Kris: "No. I'm not fundamentally flawless at coercion. With the cost of gas and physical phenomenon bake these days, populace actually gawp fore to receiving a wedge of coal. I'm freshly speech it's in good health to be on my 'Good' list, because I transport a duplication of my 'Naughty' chronicle to the IRS."

Employer: "When can you start?"

Kris: "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

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